"why would you wear someone else’s underwear?"

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totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

posted 20 minutes ago with 535,350 notes via underashton source ©

sharethatreally:

ok so to all those people that believe everything they read about 5sos on the internet I would like to present to u a thing

also, I’d like to advise u not to fuck with Ashton he’ll expose tf out of you
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mewmii:

Hey guys!! I’m making this post for all of the other students/college students who are like me.
I have a really hard time keeping track of my homework assignments for each class/when they’re due, and sometimes that causes me to get assignments done late because I start jumbling up when shit for which class is due. I know paper agendas are a thing, but sometimes I have projects that aren’t due for weeks, so having when it was assigned 3 pages back isn’t going to help me remember it/keep track of when I should do it.

However! I found this nifty website called myhomeworkapp.com!!!

Basically, you can input your classes/class times, and your homework, and set when your homework is due, and it will sort out when you need to get your homework done, and even tell you if you’re late on any of your assignments. It’s even color coded!

You can even set it to when it should remind you to work on your specific homework assignment, set certain assignments to different priorities, and even highlights ones that are due soon (see the one up there that’s in orange, since it’s 2:30am here, that’s technically due today OTL).

 I didn’t even have to make an account, I just hooked it up to my facebook account because I’m a lazy motherfucker!!!!

But yeah you guys should give it a shot if you’re like me and have a really hard time keeping track of homework/when you should work on it/scheduling in general, and paper agendas aren’t flipping the bill.

posted 2 hours ago with 3,305 notes via bangirwin source ©

hemmolysis:

i want harry styles to call me pretty and pay my college tuition 

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fxckbaraxat:

Reblog if you post these bands cause I need more people to follow:
All Time Low
5 Seconds of Summer
Issues
Asking Alexandria
Pierce the Veil
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the disco
Falling in reverse
Paramore
Sleeping with Sirens
Of Mice & Men
A Day to Remember
Attila
My Chemical Romance
Bring me the Horizon

posted 2 hours ago with 57 notes via emoirwin source ©

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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k-chan:

August 23, 2013: a day in history

posted 2 hours ago with 17,121 notes via fallenforbands source ©

killjoy-youngblood:

White lips pale face this ain’t a scene it’s a god damn arms race

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dances-in-ashes:

pablothecoati:

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sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being

My favorite bit of irony…..

posted 2 hours ago with 99,485 notes via fallenforbands source ©

mikepistols:

THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE

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